Eric Michael Halderman's Movie Reviews and occasional Comments on other topics in the Entertainment Worlds, Television, Film and Life in General.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
DVD Review " LEGION" Score D 62%
Perhaps the biggest mess, and disappointment as far as Scary Biblical action films go as a genre. (Yes actually there are enough of these types of movie now to categorize it: Seventh Seal, End of Days, Prophecy...etc....). This one apparently GOD is mad at humans and decides to send the army of angels to wipe everyone out (I guess he was too lazy to do it himself). Oh yea, Michael the Archangel has decided to join the humans in a no win war. Wait there is a new "Jesus" baby that is about to be born. And the last refuge of the humans is a desert Diner in the middle of no where. Also weak humans turn into demons, and fight other humans on behalf of the angels. Bullets can work on them. You can injure an angel if you can get through their bullet proof spinning wings. The angels are not too smart, they send some demon grama first, then a demon ice cream man then a first wave of demon humans, and then give the Diner some time to barricade themselves in for the next wave. The new 'jesus' baby is born. Michael and Gabriel fight cause of the baby, Gabe wants to kill it. After Michael is killed he goes back to heaven, then is resurrected as himself again, so I guess that is one big circle (Kill an angel, goes to heaven, becomes an angel...repeat). Oh yea then there is...... this movie is such crap. Scariest parts: Grama and Ice Cream man, Action Scenes: Lame, Plot: Dumb, Logic even if you buy into the premise: No Sense whatsoever. SKIP THIS!!!!!! This only doesn't get and F due to some of the actors in the movie.
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